by Josh York

The holidays are approaching fast, and you are vastly unprepared. I'm not talking about Christmas presents, buddy. I'm talking about your entire home filling up to the brim with family members who you can only stand in small doses. There is nowhere to run, because they are in your home. Like termites, they eat your house from the inside out. There is a plan, though. A devious way to manipulate your family into taking over the job of hosting Christmas, and the key lies in Christmas t-shirts.

To accomplish the task set before you, you must makes your resolve like steel. You may make some of your family upset. Heck, you may even ruin someone's Christmas. These people supposedly love you, though, and with love comes forgiveness. The goal is to create a scene that ensures that your family will not impose themselves upon your hospitality year after year.

I'm not saying that you should buy a Christmas t-shirt that's blatantly vulgar, though those types of shirts certainly exist. If you feel the need to take it to extremes, then you can certain find one of these terrible t-shirt designs and wear them proudly.

No, you shouldn't get a Christmas t-shirt that will alienate your family forever...just for a little while. For instance, you could get a shirt that simply says, "Hey Kids! There Is No Santa!" If a statement like that doesn't cause a little controversy, then your family isn't as high-strung as you thought and the Holidays should be pretty fun.

Once you get your filthy-minded Christmas t-shirt, you can really get the plan of action laid out and proceed with all abandon. Wear the shirt like it's not a big deal. Like you're just celebrating the Holiday with a fanciful Christmas t-shirt and no one should be alarmed at all. When your father recommends that you change your shirt, then that's when you should start raising a little hell. It's your house and you can do wear whatever you want in your house, right? You'll walk around naked if that's what you want. If they don't like it, then everyone can stay at your sister's house next year. Once the seed is planted, there's a great chance you'll never have to host Christmas at your homestead again. - 39969

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